Terms of Use

Last updated: 2025

Welcome to OwnTheDate — the only marketplace where you can buy time (sort of). By using our site, you agree to the following terms, which we made just serious enough to count.

1. What you’re actually buying

When you “buy” a date, you’re claiming a symbolic digital page on our calendar. You do not own the actual day (we checked, and physics won’t allow it).

2. No financial advice

Some dates might get more valuable. Others might not. Either way, this is not financial advice. It’s emotional investment — literally.

3. User behavior

Don’t use your date for anything illegal, hateful, or boring. Funny, weird, or heartfelt is fine. Hateful or spammy is not.

4. Refunds

Because you’re technically buying a moment in time, refunds are... complicated. But if something truly breaks, email us. We’re human.

5. Liability

We can’t be held responsible if you become addicted to collecting dates, or if your friends get jealous of your impeccable taste in temporal assets.

6. Contact

For any questions, reach out at support@ownthedate.com.

By staying on this page longer than 30 seconds, you’ve probably agreed to everything.